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[趣事] 一些德國的髒話

作者  ikew (weim)                                                 看板  joke
標題  [趣事] 一些德國的髒話
時間  Sun Apr  5 13:53:01 2009
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感謝gain的提醒,在德文版找到這篇文章了  
本篇文章的來源是
文章代碼(AID): #19ns22ZW (Deutsch) [ptt.cc]
Re: [請益] 可以罵一長串的髒話  
看到前幾篇有提到髒話
把之前看到的文章貼出來
一些德文的髒話.
找了一下應該沒OP,OP自刪  
罵「惹人嫌「的人:  
Wie bist Du eigentlich nach Deiner Abtreibung aus der Muelltonne gekommen ?
被墮胎後, 你是怎麼爬出垃圾桶的?  
Geh doch auf der Autobahn ein bisschen spielen.
乖, 去高速公路上面玩
Du bist einfach einzigartig - jedenfalls hofft das die ganze Menschheit !
你是獨一無二的 -- 至少全人類都不希望再有第二個  
Deine Fresse ist wie ein Turnschuh, reintreten und wohlfuehlen!
你的嘴臉像運動鞋. 踩進去感覺就會很舒服  
- - -  
罵「笨蛋「,「白痴「  
Wenn Dummheit weh tun wuerde, wuerdest Du den ganzen Tag schreien.
如果愚蠢會痛, 你會整天都在哀嚎  
Du kannst ja nicht einmal einem alten Mann ein Bonbon in den Bart kleben.
你根本連在老公公的鬍子裡黏糖果也辦不到  
Ich hab Schwierigkeiten Deinen Namen zu merken, darf ich Dich einfach
Bloedmann nennen?!
記你的名字有點困難,我可不可以直呼你白痴  
- - -
罵人「Arsch「  
Wenn ich so Dein Gesicht sehe, gefaellt mir mein Arsch immer besser.
看到你這張臉, 我還比較喜歡我的屁股  
Schau mal im Lexikon unter Arsch nach. Da ist dein Gesicht abgebildet.
去查百科全書, Arsch這個字的圖示是你的臉  
Lass Dich mal vom Arzt auf einen moeglichen Hirnschaden am Arsch untersuchen!!
叫醫生檢查一下你的屁股,看看你的腦是不是有損傷 (你的腦長在屁股裡)  
- - -  
罵「醜八怪「  
Sind Deine Eltern Chemiker? Siehst wie ein Versuch aus.
你的父母是做化學的嗎? 你看起來像試驗品.  
Ich hatte den Panzerfahrer angezeigt, der Dir uebers Gesicht gefahren ist.
如果是我, 就會告那個撞了你的臉的坦克司機  
Du hast Zaehne wie die Sterne am Himmel, so gelb und so weit auseinander.
你的牙齒像天上的星星,又黃,離彼此又遠  
- - -  
叫人住嘴  
Ich haette schon interessantere Gespraeche. Aber mit einem Wollpulli.
我跟毛線衣聊天還比較有趣.  
Wenn der Kuchen spricht hat der Kruemel Pause.....
蛋糕講話時,屑屑請閉嘴  
Habt ihr kein Klo zuhause, oder warum laesst du die ganze Scheisse hier ab?!
你們家裡沒廁所嗎,你來這裡亂噴?  
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◆ From: 123.204.3.19
推 GNRX:德國人好嗆 XD                                              04/05 13:57
推 coldian:超嗆的 XD                                               04/05 13:59
推 yellow610:最後一句是噴什麼?                                     04/05 14:00
推 youre:還頗有趣的~                                               04/05 14:00
推 peopleselbow:沒想到給人印象嚴謹的德國人罵人這麼嗆               04/05 14:01
推 suansuan92:好厲害..= =                                          04/05 14:01
推 evanc3:XDDDDDD                                                  04/05 14:03
推 mingdao:............                                            04/05 14:03
推 f88887777:最後一句超強                                          04/05 14:05
推 AFIAC:超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           04/05 14:05
推 celestial318:亂噴~~阿~~斯~~                                     04/05 14:09
推 jjkk119:我哭了                                                  04/05 14:13
※ morke:轉錄至某隱形看板                                          04/05 14:14
→ kreeselack:轉錄有問作者嗎...?                                   04/05 14:17
→ ikew:沒關係啦.. 我也不是原作                                    04/05 14:19
推 eiji5909:還蠻狠的話,連中文翻譯出來都很傳神                     04/05 14:21
推 band0912:夠低級  我喜歡                                         04/05 14:22
推 ssaintz:聽起來項包龍星在罵人 XDDD                               04/05 14:22
推 alentek: 好毒又有點缺德的第一句啊...                            04/05 14:24
推 PEA2:第一句也超毒的呀!!~還有那句"乖, 去高速公路上面玩"XDDDDDDD  04/05 14:37
推 torokado:我以後不敢跟德國人吵架的說XDD                          04/05 14:37
推 c950202:XDDDDDD                                                 04/05 14:39
推 rei196:最後一句好毒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/05 14:40
噓 linbaymayson:德國人就很屌?                                      04/05 14:40
推 Vacillater:比鄉民還可怕XD                                       04/05 14:41
推 moboo:超強的 這個翻成中文罵人也超毒的啊XD                       04/05 14:42
推 howbinlau:笨蛋白癡的第3句..                                     04/05 14:43
推 HornyDragon:我靠XDDDDD                                          04/05 14:50
推 teee:Good                                                       04/05 14:50
推 loso74123:有的德國快拜   <(__ __)>                              04/05 14:51
推 Gkzz:XDDDDDDD                                                   04/05 14:53
推 kdancing:真是太狠了                                             04/05 14:56
推 iamaphro:德國人好衝  不過真狠毒                                 04/05 15:05
推 ru04hj4:我還是比較喜歡國罵 簡單扼要                             04/05 15:13
推 xdd1524:XD                                                      04/05 15:14
※ BARBA:轉錄至某隱形看板                                          04/05 15:15
推 SHANGOYANYI:XD                                                  04/05 15:17
推 danhom:是在講我朋友嗎>"<                                        04/05 15:24
推 zunreada:最後一句太猛了XD                                       04/05 15:24
推 RainyCity:(筆記)                                              04/05 15:30
推 denzerox:XD                                                     04/05 15:31
推 B0Y0:明天就來實際用用看XD                                       04/05 15:33
推 qmoqmo:超嗆的...                                                04/05 15:39
推 sh0824:好嗆呀!!!!!!!!!!!!                                       04/05 15:39
推 LeadenLight:我喜歡                                              04/05 15:44
推 smallgod:林北賣爽:罵我囉!!德國人嗆屁啊!! (這是對號入座嗎?)      04/05 15:48
推 moznjojo:德國人超哈的啦~還是台灣人比較溫馨..只問後老母而已...   04/05 15:49
→ moznjojo:更正..是「嗆」                                         04/05 15:50
推 hitsukix:這罵的真是有後勁XDDDD                                  04/05 15:54
推 rfdgrfdg:XDDD                                                   04/05 15:55
→ teee:moznjojo用倉頡齁                                           04/05 15:56
推 sxt56862:幹 超好笑的                                            04/05 15:56
推 dsilver:XDD                                                     04/05 15:57
推 ChronoGate:據說德國人是很實務的認真民族, 罵人的話也是如此XD     04/05 16:01
→ gain:這是別人寫的吧,德文板有一模一樣的文章....                 04/05 16:03
感謝提醒
推 catnsky:我覺得是翻譯的好XD                                      04/05 16:06
→ xiaoa:乖, 去高速公路上面玩                                      04/05 16:09
※ 編輯: ikew            來自: 123.204.3.19         (04/05 16:14)
推 alesone:德國人好厲害喔  真會罵                                  04/05 16:13
推 sg1987:這才叫罵人不帶髒字                                       04/05 16:18
推 ccchenny:你的牙齒像天上的星星,又黃,離彼此又遠       我大笑XD  04/05 16:23
推 MEATSHIED:罵人不帶髒,德國人真嗆                                 04/05 16:32
推 ilove305mmm:cool                                                04/05 16:37
推 hacoolman:XD                                                    04/05 16:44
推 YSimpson:被墮胎後, 你是怎麼爬出垃圾桶的?                        04/05 16:49
推 abjeffop:好猛!! 罵人幾乎不帶個髒字XD                            04/05 16:54
推 stupideting:XD                                                  04/05 16:58
→ stupideting:厲害                                                04/05 16:58
→ minche:得果仁好厲害                                             04/05 17:06
→ plant:難怪你覺得出處不重要                                      04/05 17:06
→ kosoado:有沒有真人示範  好想聽聽看                              04/05 17:22
→ Triedge:    屌的不是德國人  是噓的人想不出來~~~~~               04/05 17:24
推 agassi001:XD                                                    04/05 17:45
→ kdancing:乖,去高速公路上玩。這句話是罵什麼意思的呀?汽車?     04/05 17:56
推 kahomomoko:叫你去死的意思                                       04/05 17:58
推 kikijuice:超棒!                                                 04/05 18:09
推 loves2000:實用又好笑  推~~                                      04/05 18:10
推 luro:亂噴超好笑y                                                04/05 18:11
推 monkshood:德國人好酸                                            04/05 18:12
※ machine139:轉錄至看板 TTU-AFL                                   04/05 18:17
推 machine139:借轉一下~                                            04/05 18:17
推 yamagoku:真的?我給我朋友(住德國)看他說他以後要多用= =           04/05 18:18
推 hank11235813:XD                                                 04/05 18:29
推 sky19820930:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 04/05 18:32
推 coolsemis:酸                                                    04/05 18:48
推 jack54889420:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            04/05 18:52
推 a2156700:酷                                                     04/05 19:03
推 kkforyou:好屌~~~~~                                              04/05 19:06
推 d9045104:GOOD                                                   04/05 19:13
推 namirei:超級酸XD                                                04/05 19:13
噓 flamestrike:喂喂,這種東西為啥能那麼多推,台灣人就這麼崇拜老外啊  04/05 19:14
推 comicboy37:真是酷斃了                                           04/05 19:16
推 wingthink:德國人蠻嗆的 XD                                       04/05 19:17
推 k199180:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                     04/05 19:17
推 lightment:蛋糕講話時,屑屑請閉嘴                                04/05 19:20
推 kikmokimo:你們家裡沒廁所嗎,你來這裡亂噴?  XDDDDDDD            04/05 19:27
推 jimwjma:XD                                                      04/05 19:40
推 bt222:關崇洋屁事 就可不分國界 你這樣想才是最自卑的              04/05 19:45
→ onde:蛋糕講話時,屑屑請閉嘴                                     04/05 19:48
推 milk80323:好實用                                                04/05 19:58
→ don0311:你的嘴臉像運動鞋. 踩進去感覺就會很舒服XD                04/05 19:59
推 ru04ul4:好嗆xd                                                  04/05 20:07
推 Zeroyeu:很傳神的翻譯!!                                          04/05 20:08
推 iamzachla:太屌了太屌了....                                      04/05 20:33
推 aselia2:傳神翻譯+1                                              04/05 20:34
推 raytai:老公公的鬍子裡找糖果是什麼意思?                         04/05 20:43
推 shamuro:             黏                                         04/05 20:45
推 freedom1986:意思是 這是容易的事情   你辦不到?                   04/05 20:45
推 wenzhong:你的父母是做化學的嗎? 你看起來像試驗品....真狠XD       04/05 21:07
推 kbskk:超嗆的啦                                                  04/05 21:09
推 onlySN:酷                                                       04/05 21:10
推 sinonfire66:去高速公路上面玩! 好笑!                           04/05 21:18
推 raven7548:有看有推XDD快筆記XDD                                  04/05 21:19
噓 ginsengwolf:話說................哪裡好笑..                      04/05 21:22
推 oneforall:我喜歡德國人的強大!                                   04/05 21:25
推 FERRE:如果我是你我會告那個撞你臉的坦克司機                      04/05 21:47
推 nameofroses:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9-EiEnKWxg          04/05 21:51
推 piaooiap:也太狠了吧都好有創意!                                  04/05 21:57
推 elfyukikaze:推XD                                                04/05 22:02
推 voguehan:我喜歡 去高速公路上玩 那句 XD                          04/05 22:05
推 AlphaA7M2:有夠毒XD                                              04/05 22:08
推 upu:http://ppt.cc/@VzB                                          04/05 22:14
推 cashko:好毒XDDD                                                 04/05 22:15
推 chen7661:幹太威                                                 04/05 22:38
推 Demogorgan:太威猛了XDDDDDD                                      04/05 22:43
推 derek7621:帥                                                    04/05 22:45
推 xToTx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 幫推                  04/05 22:45
推 xToTx:100推取得                                                 04/05 22:46
推 hcc19880512:                                                    04/05 22:46
推 giran:記你的名字有點困難,我可不可以直呼你白痴                  04/05 22:57
→ giran:超嗆                                                      04/05 22:57
噓 disurza:只有三四句嗆吧 有些講了感覺也不痛不癢 太長了            04/05 23:02
推 timo0968:boom                                                   04/05 23:03
推 lawhcu:不錯                                                     04/05 23:05
→ ahuahala:這跟台灣人比起來還遜多了,只是外國人就這麼多推          04/05 23:09
推 easybaby:XDD                                                    04/05 23:23
→ kosoado:不痛不癢?  那就是你的問題了                             04/05 23:27
推 evilpoa:好威                                                    04/06 00:31
推 kevinyeah:屌!!!                                                 04/06 00:34
推 weberlasagna:GJ                                                 04/06 00:55
推 dtes8617:好用好用~~~我喜歡XD                                    04/06 01:07
推 Dont2000:蛋糕在講話時 屑屑請閉嘴XDXD  我笑翻了!!                04/06 01:21
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